Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
If you find one tell us.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
( Mullapa ei ole kaljuja läiskiä, joten näytän hienolta!)
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Move to the Isle of Wight.