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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
( Mullapa ei ole kaljuja läiskiä, joten näytän hienolta!)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

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Daidalos kirjoitti...

Samoilla linjoilla ainakin osaksi, jälleen..;)


Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.